Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 09, 2020

Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 25, 2018

Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.

Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.

by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014

booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.

Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?

by mattthewlondon August 08, 2017

booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.

My Jew friend has a large booger tent.

by Allthejunk987 January 06, 2017

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr April 21, 2016

Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.

Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016