Blooms

This is a name you give to one of your closest friends who has bloomed up and become the best to you. This person is energetic and always fun to be with. Even though sometimes this person is hyper you ike it and you admire this person for it. Every person needs a blooms in your life they are one of the best people you will ever meet and you love them. No matter what keep Blooms close to you because they will always be there for you

Person 1: Dude that girl is totally a blooms
Person 2: Damn i wanna get to know her more
Person 1: Yeah she would be the best

by Themanwhotellsthetruth101 June 16, 2018

Bloemer

A last name coming from German orgin.

Hey have you met that new German girl?
Her last name is Bloemer.

by Emmalee 93 April 13, 2009

Blomework

The act of receiving a scrumptious blowjob while doing homework or studying.

I invited Susie over to study tonight, hopefully we'll get some blomework done.

by Dicktionary101 October 15, 2009

Bloob

1) anything you want it to be; just a word
2) common uses:
another word for "fuck" (see ex. 2)
Big Boobs (3)
Bloob
Bloober
Bloobered
Bloobed
Bloobing
Bloobs

Look at that bloober.
YOu just bloobered up my bloobering paper, you bloobering tardfuck!
I'd love to massage those bloobers.

by 747MG March 11, 2007

bhoomi

the fruitiest of the dons, always asking to be part of the tiddy squad.

ugh, I just took a shit it smells like a bhoomi

by charlotte osborn November 28, 2019

Blooming

the act of tripping on mushrooms.

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.

by bbones. August 8, 2010

Bloomington

A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!

Where are you from?

Bloomington.

Where?

Its a shit hole 10 miles south of Victoria

Where do you go to school?

Bloomington.

**Laughter**

by i got out thank god! June 24, 2008