Bloofie

When one receives anal sex and at the same time is getting a blow job

i gave a bloofie last night, it was an exhilarating experience.

by bloofie June 15, 2010

Bluff Bunny

A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.

A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.

Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"

-after-

Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."

Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"

by Stonemagick June 21, 2011

Bloftus

A fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab.

Thanks for the bloftus brah!

by yarpidge June 22, 2011

bluffanoo

a white person who is clueless about white privilege.

damn bluffanoo thinks my blackass shouldn't be worried about cops just because i'm not a criminal.

by jimmy schiller October 10, 2011

bluffail

When someone bluffs in a game of poker and gets called and loses.

You had a flush and I had a king high? What a bluffail

by socratic method March 5, 2013

Blogfomercial

A Blog or Blogger who writes only posts which are P.R. for Products, Companies or Events. These infomerical blogs disguised as personal blogs fool the reader into believing that the author had a personal experience with said product, Company, or Event, when in fact they are getting paid or free product or services for their blog posts, tweets and or Facebook posts. Also see "Social Media Douchebag" as this is where this trend began and it fills up our internet streams with the blog equivalent of a ShamWow commercial

I had a great time at Bumble Fuck Lodge this weekend, look at these pics of me everywhere at Bumble Fuck Lodge. Make sure to read all about it on my Blogfomercial!!

by The RainCity Badger September 9, 2013

blogfactual

Using subjective content in a blog and citing it as fact. Repeating the process as it gets reposted in other blogs, making a point "blogfactual"

Artie claimed that global warming can be proven a lie when you read the blogfactual comments on the Internet.

by Seabreezes51 January 14, 2015