bert

Bert. Other wise known as breaking of the wind.

The dog berted 5 or 6 times yesterday.

by I'm you father July 29, 2008

beoth

Archaic present tense plural for the verb to be.
1: are

They beoth running the race.

by aaronforjesus April 23, 2008

beartrap

Inserting your penis into a womans mouth while she is sleeping

I ended up in the hospital after I gave Khaled's mom a beartrap.

by Overneath! September 28, 2008

Bert

V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.

That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?

by Bert's Neighbor September 13, 2006

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

bert

a nameless kid at a party.

When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow

Yo bert how much beer you got?

Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.

Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.

by Ayo Mo'Connell March 22, 2008

bert mccracken

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..

when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.

by gummy_bear April 24, 2005