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Bears Eat Beets

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
by eden100123 December 30, 2020
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beetle juice

beetle juice is the code word for blowjob
i hope i get some beetle juice at the party tonight
by curtdaddy August 5, 2010
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Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious
Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette
by mucho juan March 17, 2006
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Bebeth crew

A bunch of imbecilic characters who run around thinking they are warriors, who in fact are merely just childish intellects that don't know what 1+1 is and fight in whitestone. Bebeth consists of moronic children and older men who like to lick each other at night while they listen to sexy music and observe the ocean night.

Contact 1-800-BEBETH for more information
Going to the beach with ... THE BOYSSSSSSS wouuuu bebeth crew!
by Bebeth crew leaders December 10, 2011
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beetlejuice

1. Vampire food, and also god food (see soma)
2. semen(derived from the phrase beat it), also called cum
3. blood(derived from a beating heart); alternatively the blood of christ.
4. the guts of dead beetles - specifically scarab beetles which are a form of dung beetles(this is an anal sex reference
5. an abstract term for drum beats, specifically lound ones such as those coming from a boom box.
6. a cartoon character
7. in its original form, betelgeuse, it is a star representing the right arm of Orion, the high preyst/hunter (his other arm is called bellatrix, another masturbation joke). in astrology, it is the marker star for the 6th lunar mansion: "Moon in Gemini". Astrologers will joke and call this a "shooting star".
8. In the catholic church, if you drink this you have been beatified, which means blessed.
9. it is often associated with the boogie man
10. another word for he-brew
11. in greek culture, it is known as the river stix
12. another name for benjamin, derived from "son of my right hand"
The second time Joe came, there was beetlejuice all over his chest. All the catholics quickly drank it up as it is their favorite drink.
by killacowmakeabooger September 25, 2011
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Black beetle

I'm Feeling like a rockstar I might just be a black beetle
by UnknownismNWO October 26, 2017
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Beet

The combination of two words, Boot and Feet, to make a new word, Beet. A boot for the feet.
"I would like a pair of beets for Christmas."
by Monkiman January 2, 2013
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