Canadian Beer

A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America

Molson, Steam Whistle, Moosehead, Keith's and Lakeport are all Canadian beers.

by Master_T_ November 13, 2006

waiting beer

Any beer less than 7% that you may drink while you wait for your friends. Such as Coors Light, Miller Lite, and Bud Light.

Hey Bro! Have a waiting beer while I get there. Then we can drink the real ones.

by Keep The Glass San Diego May 23, 2016

beer snorkel

Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.

Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.

by misterree April 27, 2008

Toilet Beer

A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.

Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.

by TheHoffAbides May 6, 2011

cowboy beer

Cowboy beer is beer that has been through at least one set of kidneys. A cup of beer piss, to be blunt. Thrifty cowpokes have long known that one can fill up their mug on the cheap from an unflushed toilet or urinal in a beer-sloshed country/western bar. Odds are good that drinking this "cowboy beer" will make the drinker tipsy. Studies say that alcohol potency is increased when passed through a set of kidneys, so grab a mug, buddy!

Trey left his wallet at home, so he drank cowboy beer all night at the honky bar, listening to 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the jukebox.

by pepevision January 21, 2007

beer crime

Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.

Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.

by prosparky September 16, 2005

piss beer

In the seventies brewers made beer that was 3.2% in alcohol content, to sell in States that allowed anyone over 18 years old to buy it. Real beer, sold only to 21+, has double or even triple that amount of alcohol, like for the stouts. So teens would need twice as much to get drunk, and then spend lots of trips to piss it out: Hence, "piss beer" was born!

We were still too young to buy stout beer and so we settled for piss beer.

by private-polymath September 7, 2021