beat the meat flag 

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

beat the meat flag by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

beat your wheat by Woob November 1, 2004

beat meat 

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

beat meat by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

Beat your meat 

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

Beat your meat by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015

Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.

Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.

Beat Cakes by Shando January 27, 2004

beat the brakes off 

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

beat the brakes off by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007

beat the system 

When you have found a way around the law, or have avoided getting arrested.

Hell yeah, I'm good at talking to cops. I beat the system every time.

beat the system by xxnjhgjnxx June 6, 2010