marble blaster

When your anal beads get consumed by your asswhole and when you drop a load they shoot out like a cannon

Last night I had a marble blaster and then I sucked a gargumptious saggy juicy dick

by A Kyke mother fucker April 7, 2009

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Buzzer beater

The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.

Moses: "BJ week starts today my girls on her period."
Jim: "Did you at least get laid recently?"
Moses: "Hell yea had a sweet buzzer beater last night #KOBE"

by UkraineTrain69 October 10, 2016

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Alabama blaster

When you ejaculate on your sister from 2 feet away

Dude I totally used the Alabama blaster last night

by The real Madeline McCann June 13, 2019

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boy beater

another term for 'wife beater', more relevant to the gay community. an a-shirt. a tight, ribbed, white, sleeveless tank-top.

All Shawn ever wears is jeans and a boy beater. He needs to work on his wardrobe.

by bfrd2 February 24, 2006

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A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009

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