keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019

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alpha grub

Another way to describe a person who is an absolute unit/alpha male.

Joe: Wow, you’re such an alpha grub. I can’t believe you have the body count of 69!

Mama: I know I am.

by mmmmmmdrywall December 5, 2019

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alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016

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Alpha Tenden

Norwegian term for a bureaucrat who think he know everything

Stop being a alpha tenden. Why are you always acting like an alpha tenden.

by Alpha Tenden November 9, 2020

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Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.

Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha

by Z3R0time February 24, 2022

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Alpha-Douche

Someone who consistently interrupts people thinking he knows where they're going but its wrong. They deny having this trait and often claim to never be wrong. They also take advantage of word play in bets and attempts to convince everyone he/she is not a contradictor but everyone knows he/she is. Usually only makes bets he/she cannot lose.

My boss is an Alpha-Douche

by TTsadfasdf51321321321asdf June 16, 2018

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