Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight

by ZeroSage August 19, 2018

Baseball

The worst fucking sport out there

Baseball sucks

by Jonah101 August 27, 2018

Baseball

baseball is a sport that is played by boys who rather hit balls than take care of them.

hey Jimbo, why do you still play Baseball? Lacrosse is for real men.

by ski603 February 8, 2019

baseball

Smoking game where you take a hit of a bowl, pass it to the next person, keep the smoke in and dont let the smoke out until you have inhaled it and the bowl is back to you.

cmon man lets play baseball, im tryna get fadedddd.

by yungmaddie October 4, 2018

The aruban baseball team

"Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.

"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"

"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"

"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"

"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"

"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"

by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018

Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Baseball

A pussy sport that consists of chunky losers that think that all the girls love them.

"Yo Dustin from baseball gets so many girls"... "Yeah but he's fat"

by zooweemama1738 July 29, 2019