Barnham

To get with ugly girls. Normally of a cat d rating.

Mate did you see that girl.
Yeah she looked like a Barnham bird
Proper cat d... Probably has 2 kids by 2 different blokes

Barnham by Waffit September 7, 2016

Break it Down Barney Style 

This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.

"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."

Break it Down Barney Style by TheLongJ August 28, 2016

Christopher Barnett 

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

QE Barnet 

One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.

I got to QE Barnet
Wow you are a neek

QE Barnet by Taliban_501 November 28, 2021

barnus

a person who is not welcome; an incident resulting in unattractive consequences for one, many or all; to sabotage, injure or attack. in general, to make any situation worse.

stop being such a barnus. we're going to miss our plane!

barnus by missniche March 2, 2011

barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.

"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."

barney castle by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020

love barnacle 

Genital Warts

On my birthday, my ex girlfriend , Talia, shared her love barnacles with me.

love barnacle by Tawmace September 7, 2018