It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
by Prajna_Disciple May 05, 2024
by J1_6 September 22, 2023
by Ereck Flowers July 01, 2016
An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 June 02, 2011
She wants me to bark at her heater
by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018
by FriskyLingo May 23, 2018
A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013