fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel

when your angry and need something random to say.

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

by Blaackins November 4, 2010

Jelly bracelets

Little plastic bracelets worn by people on their wrists. Some people say that emos wear them to cover up where they've slit there wrists. Some people say if you snap one you have to do something sexual with the person who is wearing it. Thats total crap. Theyre just bracelets.
Loads of mine have snapped, simply because I play with them and chew them.

Boy snaps exited girl's jelly bracelets:

Girl: Now guess what you've got to do to me!!
Boy: Buy you a new one.

by xxmelxx November 12, 2006

double barrel

Having two barrels mounted side by side: a double-barreled shotgun.

Man, I got my double barrel twelve and fucked that guy's face up..

by juliopavei July 7, 2008

madam of bracelets

A group of gay men.

"That's gayer than a madam of bracelets."

by that susan girl September 29, 2012

jelly bracelets

black~sex with condom
red~sex w/o condom
light blue~hand job
indigo~hand job with blow job
blue~blow job
pink~french kiss and cunnilingus
yellow~big bear hug
white~flash
orange~petting
purple~full fledge make out session
clear~wild card
silver or gray~fisting
gold~anal
clear gold with glitter~fingering
clear blue~all of everthing
clear pink~its the gurls choice
clear green~all anal
glow in the dark blue~boy sex toys
glow in the dark green or yellow~sex toys
glow in the dark pink~female sex toys
hot pink~make out
red & black~69
light blue with glitter~sex in the water

i really dont have in example so im very sorry but parents needs to chill out on what they are talkin about because us teens just dont wear it for sex so if these parents dont know what we are doing then they need to back the fuck off plus its our choice anyways its our bodies not theres so we should be able to do what the fuck we want dont u agree

by toohottie1988 August 22, 2004

Meat Bracelet

Another word for vagina.

Girl, your meat bracelet is worn out!

by Mity J October 19, 2006

pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2009