trash bacon

Coined by Billy Flynn, trash bacon is a noun that perfectly describes exes that keep coming back around trying to get back together with you. It’s like bacon, it’s so tempting but you should’ve left it in the trash where you put it.

Girl, I’m having a total trash bacon moment here, John keeps texting me, what should I do?

Friend: Um, take out the trash.

by Sepiaskies January 20, 2018

Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else

Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.

by PsycleMD November 27, 2012

Bacon Trash

-A person who engages in the ghetto/white trash type behavior of putting bacon on a salad or combining it with some other food that it doesn't belong with.

-Someone who will eat anything if it is wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Bits = Bacon Trash gold

by Big Rood November 15, 2011

Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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by Chewyyyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2011

milk the bacon

to masturbate and/or ejaculate

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

Bacon Neck

When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.

Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.

by Dennys Menu May 29, 2010

That's so bacon!

Exclaimed in approval / enjoyment of any person, place, or thing. Synonymous with "cool" "awesome" "hella balls to the walls kick ass" etc.

"I went to my favorite cafe earlier, they have this new blend of chai that's so bacon!"

"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"

"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."

"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."

by Lutrell April 10, 2009