backward skunk

The act wherein a persons nether region is shaved with a single pass completely removing hair and organs in a stripe down the middle.
She was pissed at him and gave him a backward skunk.
by Furiantl April 16, 2021
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Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.
When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.
by Chris Bingley November 14, 2007
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backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism
"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"
by Crazy Clown May 25, 2012
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Backwardism

A political ideology that believes in extreme conservatism, and a return to older times. However, unlike anarcho primitivism, backwardism only focuses on the negative parts of preindustrial society.
NO, NO, NO! I'm not an anarcho primitivst NOR a conservative. I believe in backwardism.
by taborok February 21, 2022
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backwards reese's

When you cover ones asshole with peanut butter and eat out one's ass as they defecate, making sure the peanut butter is enjoyed before ones poo.
Before you go to the bathroom, can I interest you in a backwards reese's with this jar of Jif and/or Peter Pan?
by Chedderrob February 07, 2025
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Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus
Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
by Candice Reema September 25, 2022
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Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”
by created the backwards granny October 22, 2017
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