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Backward xylophone

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022
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backwards bumming

Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
by MaccieG July 9, 2021
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Backwards tiptoe

When a girl reverse cowgirl rides your feet.
I walked in on my mom giving my dad a backwards tiptoe.
by Extendedmeme April 1, 2020
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backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism
"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"
by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012
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Backwards Triangle

Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.
Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?
by bricktileflavouredsoda February 15, 2022
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Great Leap Backward

The Great Leap Backward was an economic and social campaign within the United States starting in 2025, led by the Republican Party. President Donald Trump launched the campaign to transform the country from at the time the most advanced economy into an industrialized sociely. Millions of people lost their livelihood during the Great Leap. It led to the Second Great Depression, one of the largest economic crises.
The Great Leap Backward stemmed from multiple factors, including the purge of intellectuals, the surge of less-educated radicals, the need to find new ways to generate domestic capital, excessive tariffing resulting in alienation from the world stage, and weak, spineless Democratic Party politicians kowtowing to the right in the name of “finding middle ground”
John: Gee willikers, The Great Leap Backward got me laid off and with ever increasing prices, I can’t afford anything!

Joe: That’s tough, John. Say, why don’t you join us in PEACEFULLY PROTESTING AT THE NATION’S CAPITAL ON JULY 4, 2025 AT NOON to make your concerns known?

John: What a fantastic idea! They can’t send us ALL to Salvadorian labor camps.
by Gerard Finnley May 24, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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