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Points on the backside

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.
by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010
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Braille on the Backside

When a person has pimples on their ass.
Ron told me that Sarah was rocking that Braille on the backside. I told him good looking out on the heads up
by alchemistprime47 November 30, 2019
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handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices
man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.
by Cody5050 December 26, 2020
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Spun No Backie

You’re gonna get spun no backie, ditchin all of those savvies
by MiBallz December 2, 2021
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I Ashed On Your Backside

I Ashed On Your Backside
I Ashed On Your Backside
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The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.
"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"
by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025
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Egg in the backseat

Someone who is emotionally fragile, sensitive, or going through a rough patch — you have to handle them with extra care, patience and understanding, like driving carefully because there’s an egg sitting in your backseat that you do not want to crack.
Example 1:
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”

Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”

Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”

Example 4:

“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”
by Thejocdoc October 23, 2025
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