My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

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I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

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you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 05, 2023

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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

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A gen z compliment that can be used in many different scenarios.

Synonyms: period, slay

Okay she cant lie tho, you ate that up.

by Xoxourmum May 03, 2023

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You served. You left no crumbs. You look sexy. You’re a genius. You slay my life.

“Damn, girl you ate that up”
*referring to her cute outfit*
*complimenting on a good job*
*compliments in general*

by Xoxourmum May 03, 2023

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Nagsorry, Humingi ng tawad

Sorry, beh, ninakaw ko ung ballpen mo
: Bakit ka nag a-ate glow? Okay lang un!

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