by Maurog September 30, 2007
Get the atheist mug.Atheist Lent, originating in Colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.
It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all sexual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).
The night before Atheist Lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual activity.
Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent, participants’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk easier. Participants usually end up naked and passed out.
It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all sexual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).
The night before Atheist Lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual activity.
Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent, participants’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk easier. Participants usually end up naked and passed out.
I'm the 'master of my domain,' I just survived Atheist Lent and can't wait to get drunk and play naked ping pong!
by CO Big Balls July 8, 2009
Get the Atheist Lent mug.Nicknamed Athy (Pronounced A-v). A small town in Manchester with schools and churches like St Philips, New Life, Chowbent, St Georges, Atherton Baptist Church, Atherton Methodist Church, etc. Laura White comes from there. It has shops and parks.
You going down Atherton?
by MysteryAdder May 31, 2012
Get the Atherton mug.The fusion of the words Atheist and bigot. Used to describe Atheists who show utter disdain, outlandish prejudice, and impotent hatred for those who don't believe exactly what they do (or don't). Atheots are frighteningly seen as the voices of reason by the vast majority. They are prone to patronizing innocent bystanders, writing blistering articles in free community college newspapers, and referencing bullshit statistics.
Atheot: "The downfall of human intelligence is without doubt religion, which has existed alongside humanity for all of recorded history; not lack of education, or increasingly simplistic ideals and lifestyles. Anyone who disagrees with me is a second class citizen."
Atheot: "All war is started by religion; not territorial issues, resources, politics, money, or human bigotry. Anyone who disagrees with me is a second class citizen."
Atheot: "Humanity didn't know war or prejudice until Christianity arose. What? You studied the classics? Shit..."
Atheot: "It sure is hard to be a white, male, college-bound Atheist in America. We are but the minority- powerless and without a voice. Our intolerant, offensive and child-like behavior is thus justified."
Atheot: "Ouch! I stubbed my toe! DAMN YOU, RELIGIOUS AUTHORITIES"!
Atheot: "All war is started by religion; not territorial issues, resources, politics, money, or human bigotry. Anyone who disagrees with me is a second class citizen."
Atheot: "Humanity didn't know war or prejudice until Christianity arose. What? You studied the classics? Shit..."
Atheot: "It sure is hard to be a white, male, college-bound Atheist in America. We are but the minority- powerless and without a voice. Our intolerant, offensive and child-like behavior is thus justified."
Atheot: "Ouch! I stubbed my toe! DAMN YOU, RELIGIOUS AUTHORITIES"!
by mytittiesarebiggerthanyours779 April 6, 2011
Get the Atheot mug.The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
The best holiday. The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
by Apricity December 25, 2014
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by DTOL December 15, 2012
Get the Aggresive Atheist mug.Someone that thinks of a god or gods as impossible, or just doesn't really care. Atheism is a lack of belief, not a belief so atheism is not a religion. Atheists may or may not have a love of science. Some atheists have plausible reasons for being an atheist, while others don't. You can be one of the following kinds of atheists:
1) Someone that has had something personal happen with their religion and doesn't believe in god because of that personal problem
2) Angry atheist: Someone intolerant to religion.
3) retaliating atheist: Someone that fights back when theists (mostly Christians) pick a fight. NOTE: Some theists confuse this one with #2 because atheists don't want Christianity to be in the government or anything symbolizing the government. These include flags, post offices, schools, town/village/city halls, etc.
4) Someone that really doesn't care and so by their lack of belief, are classified as an atheist.
5) Agnostic atheist. This one is commonly confused as agnostics. There are no such things as agnostics in the belief system. You can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist, but you can't be just an agnostic.
1) Someone that has had something personal happen with their religion and doesn't believe in god because of that personal problem
2) Angry atheist: Someone intolerant to religion.
3) retaliating atheist: Someone that fights back when theists (mostly Christians) pick a fight. NOTE: Some theists confuse this one with #2 because atheists don't want Christianity to be in the government or anything symbolizing the government. These include flags, post offices, schools, town/village/city halls, etc.
4) Someone that really doesn't care and so by their lack of belief, are classified as an atheist.
5) Agnostic atheist. This one is commonly confused as agnostics. There are no such things as agnostics in the belief system. You can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist, but you can't be just an agnostic.
1)
"I'm an atheist"
"Why?"
"I have had personal troubles with religion"
2)
"I am intolerant to religion"
"Why?"
"Because it is the root of all evil"
3)
"I'm an atheist and I don't think religion should be in the government"
"You are an angry atheist"
"No, I just don't want the government forcing religion on me."
4)
"Are you a christian?"
"I don't really care"
"Are you an atheist?"
"Again, I don't care"
5)
"I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't believe there is enough evidence to prove the existence of a god."
"I'm an atheist"
"Why?"
"I have had personal troubles with religion"
2)
"I am intolerant to religion"
"Why?"
"Because it is the root of all evil"
3)
"I'm an atheist and I don't think religion should be in the government"
"You are an angry atheist"
"No, I just don't want the government forcing religion on me."
4)
"Are you a christian?"
"I don't really care"
"Are you an atheist?"
"Again, I don't care"
5)
"I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't believe there is enough evidence to prove the existence of a god."
by thegreatatheistdefiner June 1, 2009
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