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The fusion of the words Atheist and bigot. Used to describe Atheists who show utter disdain, outlandish prejudice, and impotent hatred for those who don't believe exactly what they do (or don't). Atheots are frighteningly seen as the voices of reason by the vast majority. They are prone to patronizing innocent bystanders, writing blistering articles in free community college newspapers, and referencing bullshit statistics.
Atheot: "The downfall of human intelligence is without doubt religion, which has existed alongside humanity for all of recorded history; not lack of education, or increasingly simplistic ideals and lifestyles. Anyone who disagrees with me is a second class citizen."

Atheot: "All war is started by religion; not territorial issues, resources, politics, money, or human bigotry. Anyone who disagrees with me is a second class citizen."

Atheot: "Humanity didn't know war or prejudice until Christianity arose. What? You studied the classics? Shit..."

Atheot: "It sure is hard to be a white, male, college-bound Atheist in America. We are but the minority- powerless and without a voice. Our intolerant, offensive and child-like behavior is thus justified."

Atheot: "Ouch! I stubbed my toe! DAMN YOU, RELIGIOUS AUTHORITIES"!
Words you can keep
A hard ass boss from the game destiny who lives in the vault of glass and that would love nothing better then to teleport you somewhere else in time and proceed to reanact hamlet
Hey man wanna do some VOG and kill atheon? Maybe we can get a bed mythoclast
atheon by Themccman October 21, 2015
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Atheitard 

An atheist who unironically uses the term "creatard".
Atheitard: That person believes in god! What a creatard.
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A fear of atheists, similar in form to homophobia. Spelled as atheiphobia by some.
The Archbishop enjoys a good spot of atheophobia over tea.
atheophobia by Dorkins March 30, 2009
The Atheati is a secret organization of Atheists and Agnostics whose goal is to rule the world from behind the scenes and free it from religious oppression.

But, actually, the Atheati does not exist. There is no Atheati. The Atheati are watching you.

The leader of the Atheati (which does not exist) is Lime Kitty, the Emperor of the Atheati, who began the group on Yahoo Answers!
The Atheati are watching you.
Atheati by Lime Kitty March 5, 2011

athetits 

-noun

1. corruption of a word "atheist", probably first used in a information sharing website known as Yahoo! Answer (citation needed). the origin of the word is murky at best, but it probably derived from some n00b creationtits accidentally misspelling "atheist", thus creating failmeme in process.

it is now used here and there, exclusively on R&S board, as a jeer or insult at atheists.

this word is one of those cases where it can be used as both plural and singular, except if you know someone that has only one tit, then in that case call him or her athetit.
OMG, those athetits always rant about religion here on R&S!

-whining theist
athetits by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

Athotcalypse 

A global release of pent up sexual depravity, immediately following large scale quarantine.
"Sheesh, John is working out a lot during this quarantine."

"Yea cis, he's getting jacked up for the athotcalypse"
Athotcalypse by Tunachipz April 14, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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