arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004

arse opener

An exceptionally large penis capable of splitting an asshole wide open.

Check out Tommy's dick. It's a real arse opener.

by Bobo Shantoya June 7, 2010

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007

arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007