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Amelia

She is the hottest girl you will ever met, she has brown hair , blue eyes and has more than one piercing. She always has guys fighting over her. She has the best body in town and an amazing ass. Amelia's. are keepers and if your on the good side of her she is amazing and if your on the bad side Well... your life is fucked. always have an Amelia as a best friend or Evan your boyfriend.
Boy: Wow that Amelia girl is pretty perfect.

Other boy: yeah she really is.
by Amelia's are the best September 2, 2020
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Amelie

Amelie, well she is a bitch who hates about everyone and everything. If you know an Amelie watch out
Have you seen the new girl
Yh her names Amelie apparently

Oh she must be a bitch then
100%
by Bunda queen October 8, 2020
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Dixie D’amelio

An 18 year old tiktoker who said the N word in her Drip song. Her sister Charli D’amelio is known for vaping and going on holiday during a pandemic. How selfish.
Girl 1: Who is Dixie D’amelio?
Girl 2: A tiktoker who is known for her Drip song.
by El PEPEEEE January 18, 2021
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Kick Amelia day

Kick a person named Amelia and she can’t kick you back
*kicked amelia* goes to kick you back* oof you can’t kick me back it’s national kick Amelia day
by Amelia bad October 27, 2019
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amelica

A name for a boy who snogs a ugly girl at a night clud and really regrets it.
"Oi amelica, did you have a nice night last night!"
by [[Your One && Only ---> October 11, 2007
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Amelia

Amelia is a person who would easily fall in love with you and then you would break her heart. She would cry all day.
She is also a fucking retard
is that a monkey. oh wait its amelia
by hi daddy lad February 13, 2022
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Amelie Gillette

Amelie Gillette is a "writer" who decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture blogs gracing the web, so someone at The Onion and/or AV Club allowed her to start a blog called <i>The Hater</i>. In a country that needs more good doctors, scientists and science journalists, she decided to, instead, become a pop-culture celebrity snark writer. Why? Because Bill Nye's disembodied head exclaiming "science rules!" was too damn hard for Amelie to mentally digest. Math is also very hard, as well. You see, most people like Amelie decide to waste their (read: parents) money for college to become pop-culture writers and critics when they first realize that they don't need to actually prove why their opinions are correct, knowing that their reasons are, in the end, subjective (which they will usually deny), unlike science which requires different forms of testing to prove their hypotheses. When you waste your life paying attention to so much pop-culture, like Amelie has, you don't have much of a future to look forward to, except, well, regurgitating your thoughts on the very subject, thinking you're actually contributing something helpful to society. Her writing usually consists--hypocritically--of why Ashton Kutcher, Zach Braff, and Dane Cook suck, while ignoring the fact that the barrel of fish she shoots into have already been shot at many times before. The relevance of her articles reflect the relevance of her subjects: becoming old and forgotten within the same day they are printed. And because writing articles just wasn't enough, she came up with the bright idea of recording a podcast about her half-ass thoughts, because she decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture podcasts gracing everyone's iPods. <i>The Hatecast</i> (clever title) features Amelie spouting off platitudes about the stuff she hates for no good reason. If you decide to listen to this piece of audio-torture, you might as well enjoy it by playing the drinking game to Amelie's giggling--you will be dead by the first minute.

Note: Don't get <i>The Hater</i> confused with Sean O' Neal's <i>The Daily Buzzkill</i>, which is a baby-step up from Amelie's digital mess.
"Hey, I'm being alerting about Amelie Gillette's newest article. I'd forget all about The Hater if RSS feeds didn't exist."
by jessica simpleton August 20, 2009
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