Baby Adult
Baby Adult by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025
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Christmas Adult
Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
Christmas Adult by GenWaller October 7, 2025
An Adult Man
You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.
Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."
An Adult Man by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Young adult affirming care
Young adult affirming care should be banned also. If you're talking positively about gender affirming care for minors under 18, you should be punished
Young adult affirming care by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2025
Disney Adult
A sad single adult who has substituted Disney for reality. Disney Adults visit Disney theme parks at least once a year and they consider hugging a Disney Character to be the highest form of human achievement. Every conversation with a Disney Adult will devolve into a Disney movie or a trip they made to a Disney Park in the past.
Disney Adult by Spackly Jones February 17, 2026
Forsaken Adult
An adult who is obsessed with the Roblox game Forsaken. They play Forsaken daily and continue to support it, regardless of the quality of updates or controversy regarding the game. When questioned why they still play it, they respond with something along the lines of "I can't quit Forsaken, I spent too much time on it / it's too addicting / I struggle with quitting" knowing damn well they can quit whenever they want too, they are just too lazy to do anything productive with their adult lives. They treat Forsaken like it is an addicting drug and will likely end up unsuccessful in the real world.
"Why are you still supporting Forsaken? Aren't you 23 years old? Is there seriously nothing better you can be doing with your time besides playing a Roblox game made not so good people?"
"I'm sorry but I struggle with quitting Forsaken because I have over 30 days of playtime. I have started playing Forsaken in moderation by only playing 4 hours a day instead of 6."
"Holy shit you're a fucking forsaken adult."
"I'm sorry but I struggle with quitting Forsaken because I have over 30 days of playtime. I have started playing Forsaken in moderation by only playing 4 hours a day instead of 6."
"Holy shit you're a fucking forsaken adult."
Forsaken Adult by honeystorm March 2, 2026