Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

undercover brother

A person who should have been black, but is born in the wrong skin color.

That kid's just an undercover brother.

by jason kidd777 March 27, 2010

Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

pussy brother

A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.

When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother

You: Hey man guess what ?

Friend: what man?

You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers

You: hell yeah! Pussy brother

you: right on

Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…

I Fucked your wife last weekend

You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.

You: right on brother

by Pussy brother December 14, 2021

snow brothers

Men who have had sex with the same woman at different times...

John and I are snow brothers because we've both had sex with Sally at different times in her life...

by Shane710 January 11, 2021

Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.

Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018

by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018

Poon Brothers

When you and someone you know nail the same chick, you than become Poon Brothers.

Remember that skank you banged last week, well I boned her. We’re Poon Brothers now Bro.

by SteelReserve July 28, 2019