ben with sports

thinks he’s the shiz but he is not

ben with sports has no support

by gajsjhsbkwaige March 30, 2023

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Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 14, 2023

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Fack (sport)

Similar to boxing, facking involves at least two people attacking each other with only their feet. Hands must be held behind the back as is custom. Only feet may be used, no other appendage is allowed. Other than this there are no rules, feet may be used in literally any way possible.

Did you see that fack last night? No? Jimmy "clubfoot" Orweeny put his foot through John "the podiatrist" Mahan.

It's Fack (sport)

by GodFacker November 15, 2011

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A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past

Your being such an A Sports Lorry

by Help me ples June 7, 2021

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sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.

Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.

by Heisman79th April 17, 2014

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