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Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023
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jackie ortega barron

One of the most beautiful girls u will ever meet. Encountering a Jackie Ortega Barron is rare and u should be grateful for her being in your life. She has dark hair, beautiful eyes, and not to mention the most beautiful smile. She is really easy to fall in love with but hard to get over. Guys are chasing after her wanting to date her.
You: Damn is that a Jackie Ortega Barron
Friend: Hell yeah it is

You: Dibs
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Jackie

A dude with a stutter but only when he speaks English. Jackie’s are usually pot headZ that love to golf and swipe tinder. Jackie’s typically act like they don’t care about anyone or anything, but deep down r super emotional and caring. They tend to be very sarcastic and major mommy boys. Throw in a slight case of daddy issues and a splash of spoiled and you got yourself a Jackie
Yo we going to Jackie’s to smoke?

Nah bro, jackie is golfing with some tinder whore
by Blah blah 69 July 5, 2022
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Jackie

A pregnant woman with a passion for Bolognese.
That Jackie single handedly saved our Italian restaurant during the pandemic.
by Jraew November 23, 2021
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Jackie

Literally a piece of poo; another word for partypooper or grandma status
"Just dropped the biggest Jackie ever LOLOLOL"
"Don't step on that Jackie eww gross!"

"I'm turning in"
"What? Come on, don't be such a Jackie!"

"They fell asleep at 9pm already, what a Jackie ass thing to do"
by Poohead3000 November 24, 2021
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Jackie Evancho

short definition: an angel
longer definition: A beautiful girl who took AGT by storm at the age of 10 in 2011 after singing an opera piece perfectly an beautifully. She has released many studio albums, usually of the classical crossover variety, gaining the attention of classical crossover and AGT aficionados, but not gaining the worldwide recognition she deserves. Her voice is absolutely breathtaking and she is also beautiful on the outside and on the inside.
Me: Jesus Christ, this girl who likes me can sing amazingly. She's definitely a Jackie Evancho
Friend: What's that?
Me: That's the problem! Only a select group of people know.
by vsgirllover August 8, 2022
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Jackie

gay, from califronia, and likes necrophilia?
Lucas: "hi jackie you have a piss kink"
Jackie: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII235245245 February 22, 2023
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