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Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.
Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.
by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019
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Grease's Pieces

When something is so incredibly greasy you have to wip out the pieces
*drinks bong water*

"OH MY THAT'S GREASE'S PIECES"
by ON JUB August 23, 2019
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peace and grease

A way for gear heads, bikers, grease monkeys and other folks with a wrench in there hand to say good bye. take it easy and keep on wrenchin'. keep it wheel side down.
It was great to see you brother, next time you buy the beers.
peace and grease man.
later
by shwank April 7, 2013
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Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
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Grease Boi

Kids who don't shower often, and have oily foreheads and greasy hair.
1:Damn that kid stinks. And his hair, it's so greasy!
2: Thats because hes Grease Boi
by PoopPant March 13, 2018
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.
"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."
by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017
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