by Mt. N. Dewmeh February 10, 2010
Get the ol' kate bakermug. by A Dirty Old Sexpest August 11, 2012
Get the Reverse German Bakermug. The best friend you could ever ask for. She is gorgeous, funny, kind, and amazing. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever be lucky enough to meet. She is popular, intelligent and loved by many. She will be the best possible friend you could ever ask for, and more. She will stay by your side through your toughest of times,and be present in your happiest memories. If you are lucky enough to meet her, make sure you stay by her side, cause it is the best place in the universe to be xx warning:she is my best friend so don't go trying to steal my stinky xx.
by Smellyxx November 11, 2015
Get the emily katherine bakermug. A private school in Illinois that really should be in Evanston but is in Wilmette. Most people think it's a snotty school because of the money, but it's actually full of (somewhat) nice people, despite the incredibly tiny population. A great elementary program, by the time you're in middle school you're ready to get the hell out and move on to a public high school - but you had a lot of fun in middle school despite it being...well, middle school. Overall, a really solid school.
by Baker Kid July 29, 2011
Get the Baker Demonstration Schoolmug. by kay4evva September 25, 2011
Get the karina marie bakermug. A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011
Get the Chocolate Biscuit Bakermug. Man, before I had time to use toilet paper my girlfriend busts in and starts giving me a Baker Mayfield.
by Dutchman Saint March 10, 2021
Get the Baker Mayfieldmug.