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Matt Moment

The act of doing or saying some thing so insanely stupid in front of a group of people that you usually cant even deny what you said. Originated when a high school student did and said the stupidest things anyone has ever seen or heard of.
Kid 1: Yea the food at that bakery was really good.
Matt: Yea one time I went to a bakery and they actually sold baked goods.
Kid 2: Wow, Matt Moment.
by Matt Moment WOW! September 28, 2011
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Holden moment

A “Holden Moment” is when a person says something specifically to offend, trigger, or insult someone. Another example is when someone says something sexist or racist in front of/towards a person that the offensive term would apply to.
Did you hear what joe said?”
“Yeah, that was a Holden moment.”
by Ho_lden January 29, 2021
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Elephant moment

An otherwise flawless production's low point.
We’re a bit disappointed we couldn’t get Aspendos, but it’s closed and could have rained even if we’d forced it to open. To make up for this, the stage will be adorned with specially commissioned Mount Nemrut statues of ancient Anatolia. We can be fairly certain that this will look good, but even if it doesn’t, this would just be our “elephant moment.”
by IndianaSet January 10, 2010
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Marty moment

this is when you have a sexually arousing moment
i was kissing this boy and he so took a marty moment and hit me on the leg
by Frank MacE February 28, 2010
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Nigga Moment

A classic social trap in which two conflicting, and normally rational black parties, by each unrationally persuing their self-interest, become caught in mutually destructive behavior.
Nigga Moment: A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.
by Alex L. December 28, 2005
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Asian Moment

It is when a person (who is not Asian) experiences an event where an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.
I witnessed an Asian Moment after I saw Justin breakdancing and squinting.
by Yop422 May 3, 2011
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Jarrod moment

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs
At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed
by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019
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