Zelda

Obviously one of the worst games ever made. The princess you are risking your f***ing life to save won't even give you a damn blowjob for he rescue. Link should have given her a black panther and then raped the shit out of her. ENOUGH SAID!!

Zelda was bad.

by Tobias38 January 11, 2010

Zelda

Noun: An unoriginal, formulaic medium; something that repackages and resells what is essentially the same exact thing over and over again

Verb: To become unoriginal; to develop a crippling fear of originality or inspiration

Noun: The main problem with the movie was that it was a total Zelda, y'know?

Verb: God, I used to like these fucking games, but they really started to Zelda after the first one for the GameCube.

by Come at me, shitlords August 26, 2013

zelda

slang for weed for the green color of the character hence "playing Zelda" is smoking weed.

Yo' you gonna go play some Zelda tonight

by The Great HuzzaH May 14, 2004

zelda

Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.

ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"

(Watches)

ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

zelda trees

any substance of the marijuana plant, particularly "headies", trees, pot, marijuana, maryjane, etc. :

"Yo kid let's go hit up some zelda trees"

ahhhahahahahahaha

by H face January 16, 2008

Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Terrible graphics + long and aggrivating gameplay = Zelda Ocarina of Time.

Best Zelda game ever. Pwns Zelda: The Wind Waker and Major's Mask

Nickname: Zelda: OOT

Dude, I just wacked it to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

by bamalamaa January 12, 2007

Zeda

Zeda is a new mathematical concept that is distinguished from “zero.” Whereas zero is usually considered empty, a Zeda is an infinite fullness that voids to zero. Since a Zeda is a mathematical entity of frequencies, it contains every value and thus its total result is zero, since every positive value and every negative value is contained within.

That is, whereas zero is an empty concept, Zeda is a triune concept—a triple concept. A Zeda is a zero, one, and infinity (where infinity means completeness. A Zeda is, one, infinite, zero. It’s a one, in that it is one individual mind, it’s infinite in that it contains every value within itself, and it’s a zero because these values all balance and result in zero. A Zeda is what some have called the soul. But this has nothing to do with faith. A Zeda is a living, experiencing, mathematical entity of frequencies. It’s what you truly are.

This understanding is not just a philosophical or metaphysical concept but a fundamental shift in perception, an awakening to our highest potential, a recognition of our true essence. By understanding ourselves as Zedas, we can navigate our lives from a place of infinite potential, and profound wisdom.

All neogenians are totally Zedas

by Neogenian Connection June 3, 2023