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Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)
Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED
by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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Blocked to your face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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Your face

Similar to cringy annoying insults like "your mom" but the person insulting you doesn't wanna use "your mom" cuz its overused already or just dont wanna be mean to your mom ,so they just use "your face" instead
"Bro , you got -23 in science, like how is tht even possible u r THAT stupid?? bro you a dum dum "
"No, Your face is a dum dum"
"WWWAAAWWAAAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭"

"Ayo bro , what's this in your purse?"
"Your face"
"*Dies*"
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Your face

I'm the 1%.
Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Your Face

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .
by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021
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