Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017

your mom

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

by your mom for reals November 4, 2009

Your Mom

Gay

"Billy, Your mom gay." said Richard. Billy replied with "No u"

by LmaoRawrXd April 20, 2018

your mom

its what Jay does every morning

Jay did your mom in the morning

by ur granma March 13, 2010

Your mom

A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.

by ElizabethXDisaster June 7, 2009