woolgar picnic

The act of walking past your friends who are enjoying a picnic and you realise you were not invited.

Hey did you do much for your lunch break?

Err no i had a woolgar picnic.........

Oh I'm sorry to hear that

by muldy101 September 10, 2013

Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.

"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."

by BigChedda July 11, 2014

wooly

Joint Mixed with crack

Lets roll a wooly

by turddle December 14, 2014

Woolley bum bum

A tall skinny red neck who has a extremely greasy long mullet that covers his anus from foreign objects

Hey look there's Woolley bum bum god he has a slimey mullet

by The sneaky scaffolder April 22, 2017

wooly boy

1. A guy who is very emotional, weak, fragile, often acts like a little bitch, he is soft (like the wool of a sheep)

2. A closeted homosexual

1. Matt used to be so cool now he acts like such a wooly boy.

2. I suspect that JP is a wooly boy

by DankestOfDefinitions May 19, 2017

wooly jaw

Another word for unshaved vagina. It was first used in appalacia in or around the 1970's.

That whore better give me some wooly jaw tonight!

by tragicj88 December 15, 2017

woolmart

The way an over-excited british boy says 'Wal-Mart'

Tom: "aaaand WOOLMART!"

by Zenslayaisbae February 10, 2018