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Whiskey Woman

The best Woman in the world. She will hang with you when she is bored, text you inappropriately and send you confusing messages via social media. She's the most fun you're ever gonna have if you catch her smiling, if she's not smiling look away she's not to be messed with. She burns hot but she is cold as ice. Keep her glass full because she is thirsty.
If you got yourself a Whiskey Woman you're in for fun. Just don't piss her off she will give ya a blackeye!
by Happy Camper 1985 June 26, 2017
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Crusty woman

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!
by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018
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typical woman

A woman who loves to argue any point she doesn’t agree with
Are you kidding me?”, “That’s so stupid!”, *loses argument* “You know what I don’t care anymore” That’s is a typical woman
by arcade32 February 22, 2021
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The Woman

Who is named the woman,

A girl that steps on my cheese puffs
by The Writer 3 May 7, 2022
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Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).
I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!
by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009
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no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019
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Hang Woman :)

A complex and reprehensible deviant sex act. It involves either a man or a woman forming a committed long lasting relationship with a younger naive female counterpart. Then one day seemingly with out reason the boyfriend or lesbian viciously murders the woman and rig an extensive and elaborate system of ropes and pulleys in ther room. The lesbain dons a strapon and the man undresses then lies on the bed positioning the woman above him. The hanger then slips the victims head through a hangman's noose and tightens it around her neck. Finally the survinvg member of the couple rapidly yanks on a rope hanging by the bad to quickly lift the woman's body up and down on the real or fake penis inserted into the womans vagina or anus.
I got tired of Kate bitching, so I fucking hung her. Fucking hung; no pun intended.

Tips for begginers!: Always kill partner before hanging on pulley system, partner tends to shit itself post mortem and unless you're into that sort of thing it can be a mess to clean up. Also storing you better half in the freezer then defrostingg her in warm bath water prior to use will prolong use.
by Kruger 7 March 12, 2005
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