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Wings System

The wings earned with many different sexual achievements

1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman
Example of the Wings System

1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!

2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!

5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five
by Swagteam4life November 4, 2011
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CSI winescene

The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.
Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!

Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.
by faralta September 23, 2006
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Pilot Wings

A Pilot school-simulation game released for the Super Nintendo back in 1991. You would go through a series of tests, like flying a plane around and then landing successfully, you would also fly around on jet-packs, hang gliders and even sky dive onto targets.

Pilot Wings 64 (1997) would be a much large improvement over the original 1991 version. On the N-64 version, you could fly around freely in large 3D island places and crash into stuff and hear your character scream like a bitch while he/she crashes. =D
I have Pilot wings for both the SNES and N-64. The first one was fun, but the N-64 version is much better!
by The Harmeister March 28, 2007
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Slutty McBingo-Wings

An insult to someone who is a fat slag, or who has just done something worthy of such an insult. The incorporation of "Mc" produces a Scottish connotation to the term, while bingo-wings refers to the flabs of fat residing below the arms of over-weight, middle-aged women, who can generally be found playing bingo. In its full form, Slutty McBingo-Wings can also be used as a term of endearment.
1. "Woah! Slutty McBingo-Wings at 9 o'clock!"

2. "Hey, where's Jean?"
"Jean who?"
"You know, Slutty McBingo-wings."
"Oh, she's in the pub."
by Eddie2008 May 13, 2008
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wings

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings
"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."
by denzille May 19, 2005
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Beef Wings

The large labia that protrude from a woman's vagina.
Also see: Lobster Pot
That bitch had some big beef wings. They were hanging out from both sides of her thong.
by Chris A. P. February 1, 2007
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Red Wings

Scott was munchin on Shawna's snatch, therefore earning his redwings
by baddkittyx April 14, 2005
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