Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.
Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025

is married to maddy webb and forever will be because they are actually soulmates and the hottest couple you’ll ever come across!!
by imposter baka sus December 31, 2021

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
by Big J B June 29, 2022

Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

by The king dunker February 16, 2022
