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Howard

An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.
Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.
by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024
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Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.
Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!
by Shygvy June 1, 2022
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Howard Hues

The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
by QuacksO December 11, 2017
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howard

howar deez nuts
who tf is Howard?

howar deez nuts lmao
by mattbest420 October 7, 2020
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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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Sean howard

Sean Howard is an Instagram influencer who can kiss me anyday
by L8ogan April 16, 2022
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HOWARD

People already know Candice but do you know Howard.You can use Howard to prank your friends.
“Yo you know howard” friend: “no” you: “Howard deez nuts.”
by Yeahcrazyright May 15, 2021
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