shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 13, 2021

Wig Snatching

The act of pulling people's wigs off their heads, embarrassing them in the process.

I didn't know I'd see some wig Snatching in school today. Damn!

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 28, 2023

maidens wig

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"Gurl shave your maidens wig!"
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by Rose56966 July 17, 2017

Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.

Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!

by herbertonic June 19, 2023

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018

gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.

1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?

by iamxjessicax December 12, 2008

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.

Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.

by us national June 18, 2009