wattick

A Deep throat Legend who makes her man happy.

A got a great Wattick from bae.

by JTB1102 October 5, 2016

wattpad trauma

trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma

"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."

by Academy Sue September 9, 2020

Wattpad

An app/website of smut/word porn, bad fanfiction, the rare amazing fanfic, cringe, awful grammar/awful writing, and the extremely uncommon fantastic book.

Person 1) Have you been on wattpad lately?
Person 2) Yeah, I just finished a really good (ship/fandom name here) fanfic!
Person 1) Oh, cool! You’ll have to give me the title and/or author!

by _maki_harukawa53 October 14, 2020

Wattpad

A story-telling platform

Kai- Some people say Ao3 is better, but I like them both really
Tim- Yeah, Ao3 for professional smut and Wattpad for kid-friendly stuff.

by I cant find a pseudonym help July 30, 2021

Watto

Definition: To have sex with a woman and after climax, when the penis is soft, flap your arms while flapping your uncircumcised penis side to side saying “YOUR JEDI MINDTRICKS DONT WORK ON ME” while running away.
Bonus points to speak like Watto from Star Wars

Example: I ended things with my girlfriend last night, Watto’d that bitch out of my life.

by Justablackguy July 8, 2022

butter watter

When a guy sticks his penis in the anus and pees then slaps her cheeks to see your pee flow out sometimes she can get discharge from the infection (butter) and slap her butt (watter) and watch it poor out

I gave my girl butter watter

by 7accoMan July 25, 2015

Fat Wattson

When one has a social, economic or health related nadir or low-point in their existence. A time in one's life when one is super-not-killing-it. A time when one got fat.

"Oh dude, my girl's all bummed and eating like crazy. She's full-on Fat Wattson right meow."

by Youre_welcome October 21, 2015