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Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.
Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?
by Milquetoast August 28, 2023
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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
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white boy clean

White boy clean -is someone who cleans just the surfaces that other people can see. They will typically claim to be a really clean person. They probably had someone else pick up after them their entire life.
you never know what you gonna find when you open the closet door he white boy clean
by Mc. chachburger February 8, 2023
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White boy

He’s such a white boy, wearing that denim jacket
by LBLBL June 11, 2018
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White boys

Hall, Gilberson , pocoroba
Who are those white boys sitting at that table oh that’s hall golberson and pocoroba
by Koolaid man 12398 March 31, 2023
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White boy

by england is my city June 7, 2017
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White Boy

White guys sexually abusing Black boys, and passing it down to Black people’s legacy, and turning them into criminals.
Jamal: Because of those White boys sexually abusing Black men during slavery, Black men of today are turning Black men into sexual criminals.
Tyrone: White boys will be boys.
by LinkxImpa August 21, 2024
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