4 definitions by CMOSbattery
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 24, 2023
The only state to be a physical manifestation of a mid-life crisis. It's southern and in the Bible belt and they say "warsh" instead of wash, but the younger are more northern. Also horse racing yeehaw. Half of the land is just a highway in the middle of nowhere with a tree-riddled cliff on the right and a hill on the left. There's no natural flat ground; everything is on an incline. The capital is a small town, compared to Lexington or Louisville it is nothing.
What even is Kentucky
by CMOSbattery July 4, 2020
"You ever seen sputnik?"
"The one with the fucking space dog?"
"Yeah, what's the dog's name again?"
"Laika."
"The one with the fucking space dog?"
"Yeah, what's the dog's name again?"
"Laika."
by CMOSbattery April 8, 2021
Are you... Are you just typing in every letter in the alphabet? You do realize that you're only gonna find abbreviations, right?
by CMOSbattery March 22, 2022