Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

deals on wheels

Deals that are so good, that will only come for like a moment

Yo, that racket I got was "deals on wheels".

by WWNA February 24, 2014

jamaican ferris wheel

When a group of Jamaican men bukake a Jamaican female, whilst playing carnival music. This originated in the time of the rasta clot carnival. The ring leader of the carnivals daughter continuously ran away and the men who caught her played carnival music and bukake'd her into eloquent submission. They then celebrated by eating chicken and picking their teeth with the bones.

Me and the boys gave that girl the good ol' Jamaican Ferris wheel last night. Then went to Popeye's for a two piece Nd a biscuit.

by Hafar Monoluceito April 11, 2014

Seal the wheel

To have sex. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.

John: " Hey man lets hit up the mall and cop some fidget spinners"

Bill: "Sorry bud, I'm trying to seal the wheel"

by 1239081232 June 25, 2017

Mills on wheels

Another name for millie but commonly used in the classroom. “Mills on Wheels’ was created by Marles Rodden.

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by uni australia October 23, 2018

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is wetter than an otters pocket; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma June 6, 2021

Third Wheelationship

When the third wheel of one couple gets into a relationship with the third wheel of another couple in order to get rid of both third wheels.

Random Couple : Joe was such a third wheel in our relationship so we hooked him up with Alice, Jeff and Kat's third wheel, and now they have a very successful third wheelationship.

by Uniiicorn May 16, 2010