Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

by Crybug June 9, 2015

Oxt Weekend

"the weekend after this coming weekend."

I can't hang out this coming weekend, but how about oxt weekend?

by ivan.cash July 30, 2009

Millionaires weekend

The two or three day free-for-all spending spree that immediately follows one's monthly paycheque arrival.

I'm gonna be eating dustbunnies and dandruff sandwiches for the next three weeks...went and jizzed all my wages over millionaires weekend.

by Dave Luke Ford October 5, 2006

Perfect Week

Banging 7 chicks in 7 days. only known succeeder alive today: Barney Stinson.

Barney Stinson had a Perfect Week. personally you are epic if you can do the same.

by God of The Perfect Week February 27, 2011

Weekend Lover

A significant other person that you will get intimate with over the weekend but when you return to school on Monday you act as if nothing happened.

Justin is Tiffany's weekend lover. Most people don't know but they get together almost every weekend.

by cowtale January 10, 2009

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.

Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.

by Jon January 11, 2005

Blow Job Week

The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)

Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."

by TheHoneyBadger09 February 20, 2012