Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!

Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.

Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.

My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.

Sheffield Wednesday by Blade. September 23, 2011

lesbian wednesday 

A holidy closely related to 'hump day,' but where everyone acts homosexual, or if already homosexual, acts straight. a day of generic sex.

My boyfriend only lets me kiss girls on lesbian wednesday.

lesbian wednesday by sodomy_elaine August 30, 2008

Ass Wednesday 

On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out,
spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead
in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.
Bless you my child.

This is self explanitory.

Ass Wednesday by Dro November 18, 2004

Beach Wednesday 

When the crew Metras to the Ogilvy, has Chipotle on the run, and hot women take body shots off us while smoking stooges.`

Who comes to Beach Wednesday without alcohol ya f'in freaks.

Beach Wednesday by Matt Kirby June 27, 2008

Spaceman Wednesday 

The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.

You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!

Spaceman Wednesday by RikkiRockstar April 3, 2009

big wednesday 

The Wednesday before Thanksgiving, when all your friends are home and you go out for drinks.

-"Hey man, where do you want to go for Big Wednesday?"
-"Lets pregame at my house and then go out to the bars."

big wednesday by A. Korman October 5, 2017

Ass Wednesday 

When Valentines Day happens to fall on a Wednesday and you are single and looking. Not to be confused with Ash Wednesday.

There’s gonna be a lot of single ass out tonight. It’s gonna be a great Ass Wednesday!

Ass Wednesday by TheRedneckGumshoe February 15, 2018