Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.

“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”

by DiogenesLives January 1, 2024

Golden wedding

When you urinate on someone.

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."

by Ty2p July 7, 2016

Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011

Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.

"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018