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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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Warrington

A town famous for The Mighty Warrington Wolves and the awesome people who live there.

Warrington is halfway between Manchester and Liverpool and borders Widnes, Runcorn, St Helens and Wigan.

Warrington has friendly rivalries with the local rugby league towns.

Warrington is a lovely town and the town centre recently had a multi million new build adding more high street shops to the town.

Warrington was bombed in March 1993 by the IRA, this bombing killed 2 children, Tim Parry and Johnathan Ball instantly and also claimed another victim a few months later Bronwen Vickers.

Warrington is a town I am proud of.
"Warrington is a lovely town"
"RIP Tim Parry and Johnathan ball"
"I love Warrington"
"Warrington is near the m62 and the m6"
by WarringtonGirl1991 January 2, 2012
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Warrington

Largest town in the UK filled with Chavs, Chindies, and Scene kids...
If you go to warrington on a friday night avoid eye contact with ANYONE! Don't step foot in Reef, 53 or Funky Box unless you have hair shorter than 0.0001mm otherwise you will be killed!
But... We love the fucking place!
I was in Warrington on new years eve... Whilst getting a piggy back off a friend to a kebab house I saw a guy get a bottle smashed over his head...
by Sickassmofo111 August 1, 2011
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warreme flippen

White Dutch Volendammer breads, also called cadettes.
ik eh trek in volledammer warreme flippen.
(I want some warreme flippen)
by paul de boer May 2, 2008
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warron

Man, I hate me some Warron
by Racer Cook May 11, 2018
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warden

1 Person who watches convicts, usually portrayed in a negative light.

2 Person who is unecessarilly strict with person in their control: "parent"
1 The warden took him to solitary

2 She can't sneak out out, the warden's prowling.
by Evvie August 10, 2005
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warrenLee

Who is your warrenLee?
My warrenLee is Warren Lee! =D
by lil June 5, 2003
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