Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

WAD

Wet ass dick, according to Corey Holcomb's 5150 Show

Marcus has a WAD

According to Corey Holcomb host of 5150 show believe his co-host Marcus has wet ass dick acronym WAD because of his body sweating uncontrollable

by Mtemi August 16, 2022

WAD

White ass dab. A guy (or potentially girl) who might not be racially white but acts like a white person through their dance, mannerisms, etc. Bottom line, a drunk ass bitch (DAB) who happens to maybe be racially white but is certainly a litty ass individual.

Bruh, that dude is being a WAD right now.

Even though he's half Mexican he 's still a white ass DAB. He dances like a 40 year old Vietnam veteran.

by Fakefratboy June 6, 2017

WAD

Acronym for "Window to Another Dimension". This describes the slot of a memory card reader where you insert the memory card.

I put my memory card into the WAD and was able view my pictures...of Pluto

by durkwast May 19, 2010

WAD

When you slide the dick in and it goes in so easy from her wet ass pussy (WAP) and you take it out and got a wet ass dick (WAD)

*slides dick out* oh it’s WAD

by Creamy202420 September 24, 2020

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022