blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina January 2, 2012

cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

by shiionmadii February 22, 2011

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.

"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."

by EllenO October 12, 2013

Box waffle

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.

(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"

by stupid slut January 18, 2011