Woofprenuer

Someone that is a Dog Doctor and a Dog whisper. May love to take dogs on walks but only for exactly 14 minutes and 35 seconds. Always smells like dogs and wears a paper bag as a jumper. You may want to keep your dog on a lead near this person as they like to steal dogs if they think they aren't being walked properly.

Omg, put your dog on a lead! The Woofprenuer is near!

by Woofprenuer February 5, 2012

Wooft

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur

Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*

by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
#doggo

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

woofersnapper

Something like a carpet muncher, but is much nastier....

Hey woofersnapper come eat this choclate ring😉

I saw this woodersnapper with the ugliest hair cut ever.

by Carpet muncher genuis😍 December 19, 2016

woofenshmurts

its a goat

wow my goat woofenshmurts is so hot

by person209 January 17, 2017

wooflesnack

ballsack

Man, he is such a wooflesnack.

by snackofthewoofles February 14, 2017

Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017