wishboned it

to watch the show "Wishbone" instead of doing required reading.

Did you read the "Tale of Two Cities?"

Naw man I wishboned it

by Lurchy Lurch August 17, 2006

wishing

the act of commiting a sacred and personal bond between a wish and the wisher

im not telling dee what im wishing

by 5 stories falling May 13, 2006

Wishard

Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.

oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!

by skuntz123 March 27, 2009

Dirty Wishbone

When you've thrown in the towel on actually getting to the toilet because you have great abdominal pain and can't bear to hold it any longer. The pain is cramps that stem from the explosive diarrhea you are about to release. Upon exploding from the rear, the path of your dirty rectal fluid parts ways at your taint and heads in two directions down the rear of both legs creating a wishbone effect and achieving the "Dirty Wishbone".

1. Knowing I couldn't make it across the road to the bathroom, I surrendered and stood there making a "dirty wishbone".
2. While out on a hike in the woods, I felt the urge to poop and was miles from a restroom and decided to just let it out. My friend laughed at me and pointed to the back of my legs and told me I had made a "dirty wishbone".

by max nova September 13, 2009

wishwich

A wishwich is a desperate attempt at a sandwich when you have a loaf of bread but the fridge is empty of everything but condiments (mayo/mustard/ketchup/relish/pickles) and you are too broke to go buy food.

"I'm so broke I ate a mustard wishwich for breakfast!"

by Kittensox August 3, 2007

Wishful grooming

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.

I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.

by losgadh April 23, 2011

Wisconsin Wishing Well

During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen

Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!

by SillyGoose3086 April 20, 2020