Otto von moyai

A person in the moyai universe

Otto von moyai is a person

by hello920392323 June 5, 2023

Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive

Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.

by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017

Drossel Von Flugel

Hottest robot btich to grace this earth

Damn, Fireball is really good for a Disney product, let me order a body pillow of Drossel Von Flugel

by Hireosmith July 4, 2025

Von Hollio

A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".

Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "

Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.

by Mental_Enigma December 11, 2010

The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').

"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"

by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024

Von

The dude that gets women and is an overall well rounded individual and has a gigantic ass

Man 1 : Daamn that dudes ass is niceeee.
Man 2 : He must be a von.

by VonHasAHugeAss January 30, 2022

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024