by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022
Get the Velvet carwashmug. 1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
Get the Gotta eat that velvet!mug. Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
Get the Velvet Hammermug. by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021
Get the Red Velvet Switchmug. The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Velvet mafiamug. Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
by stage slave January 31, 2023
Get the Velvet Tunnelmug. When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
by James Gresham December 19, 2023
Get the red velvet premixmug.